if you get my name wrong
I won’t get pissed off
cause I wish I was somebody else

22 Plays • 5:53 PM
14,916 notes • 5:50 PM

I had one of those dreams that was a little too real and I’m not sure if I’m awake yet

101,173 notes • 1:10 PM
Anonymous inquired your husband seems like a dick kill him. also does ghosts still exist?

itseasytoremember:

billyteddy:

he is a dick and killing him is on my list, but he’s attractive so i’m going to get one more kid out of him

i’m not sure on the ghost front, i guess we’ll find out after i kill my husband and put his gravestone in my backyard 

YOU NEED TO MAKE IT MORE OBVIOUS THAT THIS IS ABOUT THE SIMS

2,103 notes • 1:08 PM

Hahaha I invited a pretty girl home then threw up on myself hahaha

29,682 notes • 1:02 PM